Cocktail List

Specialty Cocktails

SEATTLE FOG
PostModern Uproot Gin, pressed lemon, house Earl Grey Creme tea simple, tonic, house lemon-lavender foam
Coffee house vibes
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007
Goat cheese washed PostModern Giniferous gin, Avocado oil washed vodka, house tomato basil shrub, bacon infused vermouth, celery bitters
Savory
-16-

PICK ME, CHOOSE ME, LOVE ME
Cathead Honeysuckle vodka, Dolin blanc, pressed lime, powdered sugar simple, cranberry
Carbonated
-12-

MCSTEAMY
Banana & vanilla infused Plantation Dark rum, Campari, Antica vermouth, finished with a coconut oil wash
tropical Ne
-16-

LEXIPEDIA
Italicus Bergamotto, pressed lemon, saline, soda water
Low ABV rose water
-13-

MONTGOMERY APPLE
Browned butter washed Traveler's Whiskey, spiced apple simple, molasses bitters
Smooth
-12-

THE CHIEF
Fernet Branca, vanilla simple, pressed lemon, sparkling wine
Bubbly mint
-13-
MY LAIG!
Planteray Dark Rum, Licor 43, Nux Aplina Walnut liqueur, Creme de Bananae liqueur, demerara syrup, house-made cold brew
-14-

MS. PUFF'S BOATSCHOOL BOULEVARDIER
Coffee infused Sazerac Rye, Lillet Blanc, Aperol, Campari, Amaretto
-14-


MI-HOI MENOY
Citadelle Jardin D'ete gin, Strega liqueur, Gran Marnier, honey-ginger simple syrup, lemon, grapefruit bitters
-16-

PLANKTON'S GREEN GULP
Laird's Apple Jack Brandy, honey-matcha simple syrup, Licor 43, lemon
-12-

SQUIDWARD'S SOUR NOTE
Brown Butter washed Traveler's Whiskey, strawberry simple, lemon, egg white
-12-

MERMAID MAN AND BUTTERY BOY
Wheatley vodka, butterscotch schnapps, vanilla-pecan simple syrup, cream, house made whipped cream
-12-

BIKINI BOTTOM BUBBLES
Cucumber infused vodka, mint simple syrup, Green Chartreuse, lime, bubbles
-13-

THE SECRET FORMULA
Corazon tequila, house-made tomato shrub, cucumber infused vodka, lime, habanero infused avocado oil
-12-

SANDY'S BIG OLE TEXAS PECAN
Pecan infused tequila, vanilla-pecan simple syrup, molasses and angostura bitters, lime twist
-12-

CHOCOLATE!*
*Cocktail Competition winner
Roaming Man Rye whiskey, PostModern Cacao liqueur, PostModern Arancia Amaro, demerara simple syrup, mole bitters
-16-
House Cocktails

$10 EACH
THE DUDE Wheatley vodka, Mr. Black coffee liqueur, oat milk, vanilla-pecan simple
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1898 Woodford Reserve bourbon, creme de cassis, cranberry, lime, mint
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MOOD RING LEMONADE PostModern Kore vodka, butterfly pea syrup, pressed lemon, sparkling soda​
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THE 400 BLOCK Wheatley vodka, amaretto, house-made strawberry syrup, lemon, sparkling soda
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MAPLE FASHION Old Forester Rye whiskey, maple simple syrup, Angostura aromatic bitters, Reagans' orange bitters, orange twist, Luxardo cherry
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DEUCE Calypso rum, coconut simple, orange juice and pineapple
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SPLIT 275 PostModern Giniferous gin, elderflower liqueur, lemon, sparkling wine
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PUNCH OUT Tanteo Habanero tequila, triple sec, lime, mango purée, lime, agave​
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THE ALLEY SLING Corazon tequila, Heering cherry liqueur, Strega liqueur, triple sec, pineapple, lime, grenadine
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SLEEPER Dewars, honey-ginger syrup, lemon, ginger beer ​
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​Outlaw Mile Hi Light Lager and a shot of George Dickel​
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Sweetwater 420 Pale Ale and a shot of Meletti Amaro
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$12 EACH
Strike & spare combos: $8 EACH